Swagwatch™: Japanese Halo shirt (feat. Cortana)

207 Comments by Christopher Grant Sep 20th 2007 5:23PM
Filed under: Microsoft Xbox 360, TGS, Fashion

This is the shirt Microsoft was handing out to attendees at their Community and International Press Party. All they had left by the time we strolled in were mediums, but we'll be giving this shirt away to one lucky reader who can hopefully squeeze their massive girth into its slim width. Our remedial Japanese translates the text as "Save Cortana." But if she's software, does Control-S count?

Tags: Cortana, Halo-3, swagwatch, t-shirt, TGS07

(Page 3) Reader Comments

Anonim: Sep 20th 2007; 7:26PM

I will thanky you, If you give it to me. :)
So... your move Joystiq!

cheeto blue: Sep 20th 2007; 7:26PM

I think it's funny how they are GIVING this away to the Japanese folk, who need much convincing of this XBOX360-FPS Mumbo-Jumbo, but Americans are biting and scratching to get one of these... Myself included.

John: Sep 20th 2007; 7:28PM

Wow this shirt is so cool...

Ember: Sep 20th 2007; 7:28PM

Just my size :)

Trunks: Sep 20th 2007; 7:29PM

Dear sweet lord in heaven that's an almighty shirt. I'd kill for one of those. It might even conquer my new Shadow of the Colossus shirt.

Dear Joystiq, I'd do anything for that shirt.

What would you have your reader do?

Indegenious: Sep 20th 2007; 7:29PM

Looks sweet! I wear a medium.

Elbert: Sep 20th 2007; 7:29PM

That shirt is awesome. I usually wear Large, but I'd like that shirt simply to give to my wife. It would be a little big, but she'd love it. Especially since she's played through the first two Halo games with me co-op on Legendary, and every time she squeezes the trigger on the sniper rifle, someone loses their head...

Hsith: Sep 20th 2007; 7:38PM

OMG Cortana is looking at me! I must be the chosen one.

She's telling me that I need the T-shirt to finish the fight.

Please pick me Joystiq.

dennise: Sep 20th 2007; 7:41PM

Ok that will fit me :)

Brandon: Sep 20th 2007; 7:48PM

Can I have it?

resplendentvole: Sep 20th 2007; 7:51PM

My wife=medium=yum in that shirt.

fraxyl: Sep 20th 2007; 7:55PM

Your shirts medium. Give it to me.

buzzkit: Sep 20th 2007; 7:55PM

That Shirt would be a great collectors item!

StrangeBum: Sep 20th 2007; 8:03PM

I don't think that the give-away has started yet, unsure...but leaving a comment just in case. I happen to wear a nice sized medium. Ironic, no; fate, better effing believe it.

HotShotX: Sep 20th 2007; 8:10PM

I'm 155 lbs, 5'11", and a medium fits me perfectly. I want that shirt. Now.

~HotShotX

Magetto: Sep 20th 2007; 8:13PM

Heh, that's a really cool looking shirt.

Pippykk: Sep 20th 2007; 8:25PM

Im not sure how to enter, but I'm a medium!

blooh (CDF - Ass Ring): Sep 20th 2007; 8:30PM

too bad they didnt have any cortana lingerie to give out...

Kevin E.: Sep 20th 2007; 8:31PM

I'll take it.

Wellsley: Sep 20th 2007; 8:31PM

Even though I'm a guy, I'd wear it around campus and talk to myself...I mean...I'd talk to Cortana...yeah...

...she could tell me whether the black gunk on the ceiling in the dorms are a natural formation or not.

Shmil: Sep 20th 2007; 8:36PM

i'll give the shirt a good home

Ironclad: Sep 20th 2007; 8:38PM

Medium eh? That would fit quite nice on my medium physique....

btan: Sep 20th 2007; 8:45PM

My wife loves game shirts. How do we win it?

Joe: Sep 20th 2007; 8:50PM

Me likey.

Jeremy I: Sep 20th 2007; 8:55PM

Help me replace my old fat clothes Joystiq! =D

Hope it's comments giveaway related, cause I don't win jack anywhere.

Sekiria: Sep 20th 2007; 8:56PM

I'll take it and get my gf to wear it (and nothing else) for pictures.

JonTheSchmidt: Sep 20th 2007; 8:59PM

It's almost as good as the never released Cortana themed lingerie we all wish our lady friends would wear.

schiftya2: Sep 20th 2007; 9:01PM

I'm a medium as well. So, how the hell do we win?

Nick H.: Sep 20th 2007; 9:02PM

I wear medium. Send it to me! I'll totally give you a dollar.

Andrew H.: Sep 20th 2007; 9:11PM

ooh i am a medium =)

sidd: Sep 20th 2007; 9:16PM

if youre giving away this t-shirt now, i would love to have
cant wait for halo 3!

dark_inchworm: Sep 20th 2007; 9:24PM

I can fit in a medium. Ain't that somethin'.

Those Cortana boobs would compliment my manboobs well.

Ron Murphy: Sep 20th 2007; 9:30PM

I love that shirt....

kevdadude: Sep 20th 2007; 9:42PM

I love medium.

flamingsquirrel: Sep 20th 2007; 10:00PM

pretty shirt. Me wants

captain underpants and the bringdown gang: Sep 20th 2007; 10:06PM

I have a desire to wear this shirt I would wear it into the killzone 2 release party (if I were able to get to and in it) with a portable speaker and a halo 3 zune and play the halo themes (1,2,3) in order before they open the doors (maybe just do a drive by halo theme-ing)

derrickcanfield: Sep 20th 2007; 10:25PM

As long as the writing on the shirt doesn't roughly translate "I gave him genital herpes" I'll take it!

vectorscalar: Sep 20th 2007; 11:00PM

I can not comfortably fit in a medium sized shirt, but who would want to sully such an objet d'art with grimy gamer pit stains, anyway? If selected, I promise to frame said T-Shirt and proudly display it in the front of my classroom where it shall oversee numerous Gamer's Club Meetings (of which I am the advisor).

I also promise to lie and claim to have won it by beating the Ogre twins, but maybe that doesn't help my case overly much......

Bjet: Sep 20th 2007; 11:02PM

i dont know whether this comment put me into the comment or not so...Me Wanty Shirt Shirt!

jay: Sep 20th 2007; 11:29PM

sweet deal

Smacksmackums: Sep 20th 2007; 11:31PM

I like medium.

Raikage (NDF - PK THUNDER RING): Sep 20th 2007; 11:36PM

Isn't that the girl from Bloodrayne?

Mike: Sep 21st 2007; 12:05AM

That shirt is pretty choice... won't have to squeeze too much to get into my normal size.

CelestKixy: Sep 21st 2007; 12:21AM

So commenting here is how we win it, I hope?

melloncollie: Sep 21st 2007; 12:23AM

May I please have it?

CelestKixy: Sep 21st 2007; 12:24AM

This is how we win it, I hope?

zach: Sep 21st 2007; 12:25AM

That shits got the sexy on it. I'll take it.

Alfred: Sep 21st 2007; 12:31AM

A Medium? My kind of shirt. I can listen to Depeche Mode's "Halo" while wearing it.

_woLf: Sep 21st 2007; 12:43AM

Woah, that shirt is awesome. XD

dcchung: Sep 21st 2007; 12:46AM

that shirt is hottt

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