Mass Effect sex scene is SFW

by James Ransom-Wiley { Nov 8th 2007 at 1:30PM }

"Close your eyes and relax, Commander," utters the blue-skinned humanoid as she brushes her fingertips against Ms. Shepard's cheek. Of course, your eyes are wide open as you hunch down in your chair and angle the monitor away from your coworker's potential gaze, curious to see how this issue of 'lesbian alien sex' plays out in BioWare's Mass Effect. Don't worry, you won't be spilling any hot coffee over this tastefully "steamy" scene.

Tags: bioware, mass-effect, masseffect, sfw

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)

Gangsta Smurf @ Nov 8th 2007 1:38PM

Hot

Negativecool @ Nov 8th 2007 3:10PM

Unlocked Hot Coffee alien sex minigame FTW!!!!!!

UltimateQ @ Nov 9th 2007 6:43PM

ur not lying. Hot blue alien chick EF TEE DOUBLEYOU..

root @ Nov 8th 2007 1:40PM

lol - we got more sex in our kids-programm at noon.

greetings from europe :D

Noshino @ Nov 8th 2007 1:58PM

"This is Europe, they have orange juice ads with lesbian and dildos, you have to show them something they haven't seen before"

"mmm....Happy Juice!"

Cyro @ Nov 8th 2007 1:41PM

Yummy, Alien sex......

ColossalHat @ Nov 8th 2007 1:42PM

Reminds me of KOTOR, except they went further in this, though not by much.

I expect Thompson to have a field day with this one, if he hasn't already.

the_Countess @ Nov 12th 2007 6:04PM

do i detect a hint of jealousy here?

baef @ Nov 8th 2007 1:42PM

boring

jakfoood @ Nov 9th 2007 6:43PM

*boing

Eddie @ Nov 8th 2007 1:43PM

Good thinking, friends. Let's keep the nerds from reproducing, and then the south will rule the world once and for all!

Joystiq 2099:

My trayler ftw!! I loves Sony!

mr nimblewick (SegaDF - Jogurt Ring) @ Nov 8th 2007 1:45PM

Wow, that dialogue was lame. I hope that writing doesn't reflect the rest of the game.

rTwelve @ Nov 8th 2007 7:28PM

I thought it was a Star Wars prequel for a minute there

t_m @ Nov 8th 2007 11:23PM

me too. Strange, cos the KoToR games had far better writing than all the starwars prequels multiplied.

HineyWipe @ Nov 8th 2007 1:45PM

Do all game companies use the same "rubbery-spined ants-in-the-pants" kinetics for their human models? Every freakin game I see, the people talk and rock or twitch like they gotta pee or something. When I talk to a standing person, they are standing...not rocking or acting like they have a spinal disease!

Anyway, mmmmm...I have something for you...and it has blue fingers...

Mr Khan @ Nov 8th 2007 5:53PM

It's supposed to signify breathing, i suppose, to show that there is life in the characters. It's been a staple of 3D games since Super Mario 64 (being as far back as i can recall it)

It is a wierd tendency that's still there, somewhat

NintendoFanbot @ Nov 8th 2007 1:46PM

You are watching the greatest-selling videogame of all-time, for all the wrong reasons.

dan diemer @ Nov 8th 2007 1:50PM

I like the Titanic throwback at the end.

embassy @ Nov 8th 2007 1:55PM

hmm..

didnt know there was a "Stereotypical Butch" option in the player customization menus.

awesome.

jsn @ Nov 8th 2007 1:57PM

the materials/textures on the blue character look great, even in this low res vid. That really stood out to me for some reason

why not the LS2LS7? @ Nov 8th 2007 1:58PM

I love when 320x240 movies are called "HD". No wonder people say HD doesn't look all that great to them.

And which one is supposed to be human? I'm guessing it's the Denis Rodman look-alike, but I don't know if he really qualifies.

gonk @ Nov 8th 2007 1:59PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the hand at the end was pretty funny

NaeemTHM @ Nov 8th 2007 2:02PM

bow chicka bow wow

Caboose @ Nov 8th 2007 5:30PM

Hey chicka bum-bum!

Sam @ Nov 8th 2007 2:08PM

im not paying $60 for PG rated sex..i can get it better stuff with skinemax.

Obie @ Nov 8th 2007 2:18PM

Is there something wrong with me,if I wanna bang blue skinnened tentacle-haired chicks?

I do wish it were more steamy, it looked more like they were trying on each others clothes instead of bumping uglies...oh well.

mr nimblewick (SegaDF - Jogurt Ring) @ Nov 8th 2007 2:23PM

Could have started her off with a kiss instead of leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull out of the gates.

J @ Nov 8th 2007 2:20PM

what's a lesbain?

h2c @ Nov 8th 2007 2:42PM

A lesbian is a person who can engage in scissoring with another person. South Park is the controlling authority on this subject. Please see (NSFW): http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1106/D-Yikes.html

kinshadow @ Nov 8th 2007 2:59PM

Isn't that just a fancy word for "actor"?

mmxzero @ Nov 8th 2007 4:30PM

Scissor me timbers!

merf1350 @ Nov 9th 2007 11:28AM

You have to be careful with scissors.

evilJaze @ Dec 24th 2007 8:42AM

A female cop.

zero @ Nov 8th 2007 2:26PM

*BOING*

LordJezo @ Nov 8th 2007 2:27PM

How the f**k did that end in a sex scene? They are just talking about junk, she says thanks, and then it jumps right into a sex scene. It came out of no where and makes no sense at all in that short clip. How stupid.

jack shaftoe @ Nov 8th 2007 2:38PM

Hmmm, LordJezo, clearly you weren't reading between the lines there... Some serious "pasion y fuego" going on. Guess you will never score with interstellar lesbians.

Noshino @ Nov 8th 2007 2:41PM

....you have just descrived what happens 30% of the time...

1st: cheap senseless talk
2nd: ?
3rd: sex!

and yes, just like you said "it comes out of nowhere and makes no sense at all"...

HineyWipe @ Nov 8th 2007 2:46PM

Women make sense? Don't even discount them if they are alien...

LaughingTarget @ Nov 8th 2007 3:11PM

Maybe ... just maybe ... you're not seeing the whole story element. Jumping into the middle of a film kinda takes away the context of what's going on.

fadeoutagain2784 @ Nov 8th 2007 7:38PM

@ LaughingTarget

So you're suggesting that the "romance" between these two characters is substantially explained within Mass Effect's story? I always thought the game would take more interesting directions with the plot than developing an alien lesbian romance. Luckily it doesn't look like they wasted much time developing it, they just kinda threw it in there... lol. Good stuff.