Beat Portal's final challenge in one minute

by Ludwig Kietzmann { Nov 9th 2007 at 7:50PM }

Of course, those of you who have completed Portal would know that the above image is, in fact, a cake and not representative of the game's final challenge -- you'll find the enormous spoiler video contained safely after the break. Know that we do this not only for your safety, but ours. Angry spoilees would probably kill us. And tear us to pieces. And throw every piece into a fire.

Tags: OrangeBox, Portal, Valve

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Psaakyrn @ Nov 9th 2007 7:52PM

But you'd still love us, right?

Zorink @ Nov 9th 2007 8:25PM

and not even be angry.

BlackTye @ Nov 10th 2007 4:40AM

And be sooo sincere?

JohnMazz @ Nov 10th 2007 7:17AM

even though you broke my heart and killed me

mr nimblewick (SegaDF - Jogurt Ring) @ Nov 9th 2007 7:54PM

Besides it being totally enjoyable and one of the best games in a long while I don't see why people like Portal.

Ludwig Kietzmann @ Nov 9th 2007 7:59PM

Aren't those reason enough?

Yoshi Likes Boys @ Nov 9th 2007 10:01PM

Do they teach sarcasm at blogging school? ;)

Edog Lost @ Nov 9th 2007 8:01PM

This is amazing, but you should see the guy that beats the entire game in 20 min.

Part 1

http://gamevideos.com/video/id/16059

Part 2

http://gamevideos.com/video/id/16060

Edog Lost @ Nov 9th 2007 8:20PM

Plus this guy beats the GlaDOS wAy faster

TheGuy @ Nov 9th 2007 9:17PM

The guy in this video and the guy who beat it in 18 mins are the same.

GoldenS1104 @ Nov 9th 2007 11:48PM

*Head implodes due to previous commentors unintentional use of own username in post*

doomcloud @ Nov 10th 2007 1:32AM

twice

Steve @ Nov 9th 2007 8:03PM

That's not during normal play. Normally you have to burn the current orb and get a rocket to shoot at GLADOS before you get the next orb.

CPTStewart @ Nov 9th 2007 8:11PM

Yes, it is during normal play. He uses the turret to shoot off the orbs.

Ted @ Nov 9th 2007 8:10PM

I'm pretty sure he used the turret to get all 3 orbs out of her at once.

Seth @ Nov 9th 2007 8:31PM

Um, I think Steve means "normal" play as in, not a challenge level. The turret isn't in there in normal play, so this wouldn't work.

Even so, interesting to see that even a tiny bit of damage blows off those spheres...

aacman007 @ Nov 9th 2007 9:20PM

You take a turret from the area right before. Of course it's hard to get one of them up there, that's for sure.

Klink258 @ Nov 10th 2007 7:59PM

But there is no challenge level for the boss battle...

smellytim @ Nov 9th 2007 8:29PM

I'm sorry, but if you haven't finished portal by now you deserve to be spoiled.

Gene @ Nov 9th 2007 8:08PM

It's a glitch Steve.... Come on...

And 20 min, edog?? damn... my record was about a half hour.

Edog Lost @ Nov 9th 2007 8:12PM

you're BSing me.
He does this strange thing, in the video, where he jumps backwards to gain speed. It's weird.

Ted @ Nov 9th 2007 8:19PM

Holy crap... I don't know what the heck that guy just did but he is GOD. O_O

shaoron @ Nov 10th 2007 3:23AM

i've tried playing this game with "impulse 101" (of course that's on my 2nd/3rd and so on run thru)

apparently, if GLaDOS gets hit by anyweapon, the 3 other spheres fall off. Apparently the turret's attack also triggers the 3 other sphere (apart from the morality core that falls off on its own) to fall off.

All he has to do is pick em up, stash them near the incinerator and drop them almost at the same time...

Word of the street(IDF-Digital Ruler). @ Nov 9th 2007 8:19PM

The cake is a lie!

With that said I can't believe I can't find the orange box for the XB360 anywhere not even in freaking Europe.

I guess I have to lurk moar.

TomCo @ Nov 9th 2007 8:29PM

or, alternatively!

TITS OR GTFO

Your Ad here 555-1923 @ Nov 9th 2007 8:34PM

Touché

(.)(.)

Can I stay pls?

TomCo @ Nov 9th 2007 8:36PM

wow, can has MSN baby?

exit stencil @ Nov 9th 2007 8:20PM

mind = blown.

Seth @ Nov 9th 2007 8:39PM

Don't be a dip, smelly.

bentheo @ Nov 9th 2007 8:46PM

oh snap

Vince @ Nov 9th 2007 9:14PM

And as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

Geist @ Nov 9th 2007 9:44PM

Now these points of data make a beautiful line,

Vince @ Nov 9th 2007 10:21PM

And we're out of beta we're releasing on time

labrats5 @ Nov 9th 2007 10:30PM

So I'm glad I got burned

KirbyMeister @ Nov 9th 2007 10:43PM

Think of all the things we learned

Kevlar @ Nov 10th 2007 4:33AM

For the people who are still alive!

Vince @ Nov 9th 2007 9:47PM

And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.

Chris @ Nov 9th 2007 9:49PM

Well... at least they made it out of beta and released it on time.

Chris @ Nov 9th 2007 9:50PM

ouch. beat to it by 2 minutes.

Yoshi Likes Boys @ Nov 9th 2007 10:03PM

Re: Above:

Great western ending? Or the greatest western ending?

Nessman @ Nov 10th 2007 2:22AM

old news is so exciting! But yeah this is probably one of the sweetest runs on portal i've seen. It's incredible how hardcore people have gotten on this game. It makes me naucious to play it too long myself x_x